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The devil and the sea A fresh undergraduate of English was narrating her traumatic campus plight to a couple as she sat between them....
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Don
A teacher asked his pupils to write on the topic ‘My life ambition’. One of the pupils who was so fascinated by the lifestyle of his fri...
The devil and the sea
A fresh undergraduate of English was narrating her traumatic campus plight to a couple as she sat between them. She ended her story with o...
Zebra crossing
Zebra crossing Pedestrian to a restless hunter prowling around a Zebra crossing: “What are you doing by the roadside with a dane gun? You ...
Saboteur
Saboteur Vendor to his illiterate shoemaker friend (after being told of a hitch in a plan): “That your Tiv friend must be (a) saboteur.” S...
Kola
Kola Messenger to a poultry farmer: “The poultry supervisor said he has not seen the kola you promised to send to him”. Poultry farmer: “...
Sticking to guns
Sticking to guns “I will stick to my guns! I will stick to my guns!” a hunter heard his bellicose neighbour bellowing out during an argu...
Fraud officer
Fraud officer Applicant to a personnel manager: “I read in the papers that your company is looking for an experienced fraud officer”. Pe...
Cow and gate
Cow and gate Visitor to her hostess: “My baby feeds on cow and gate”. Hostess: “Oh, what a pity! We have only the gate left. Our cow b...
Pomp and pageantry
Pomp and pageantry Husband reading a newspaper account of the Nzem Berom Annual Cultural Festival in Jos said to his Berom wife wh...
Papaye
Papaye A Frenchman stopped by a roadside fruits shop at the outskirts of Lagos and asked the teenage girl in the shop: “How much is yo...
Missal
Missal Reverend Father to a proselyte: “You must always come to the mass with your missal.” The next morning, the proselyte turned u...
Rubbery
Rubbery Host to his guest at dinner: “The meat is a bit rubbery. I hope you will manage it”. Guest: “Holy smoke! You mean you had to rob...
To Kew for milk?
To Kew for milk? An Arab tourist resident in London asked his Nigerian host during Gen. Muhammadu Buhari’s military era: “I have not see...
Fool’s Cap
Fool’s Cap A temperamental administrative manager had just given the stores officer a thorough dressing down, calling him a bloody fool...
Fool’s Cap
Fool’s Cap A temperamental administrative manager had just given the stores officer a thorough dressing down, calling him a bloody foo...
Don
Don A teacher asked his pupils to write on the topic ‘My life ambition’. One of the pupils who was so fascinated by the lifestyle of his f...
Comrade
A pickpocket was passing by a rally organized to mark the Workers’ Day. Suddenly, he heard the mammoth crowd yelling ‘Comrade! Comrade!’ ...
Awe
An expatriate miner assembled his staffers and narrated his experience of a bitter feud between two communities in Barkin Ladi, Plateau S...
The devil and the sea
The devil and the sea A fresh undergraduate of English was narrating her traumatic campus plight to a couple as she sat between them....
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