Sticking to guns
“I will stick to my guns! I will stick to my guns!” a hunter heard his bellicose neighbour bellowing out during an argument the previous night.
At the crack of dawn, the hunter tapped on the neighbour’s door and said: “I wonder whether you have finished with your guns. I am going for a hunting expedition and mine is jammed.”
Neighbour: “Which guns?”
Hunter: “The guns you were sticking to last night”.
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